Actual headline: Roses red/Violets blue/I have STD/So do you
It's a public health article that looks a lot like an advertisement for e-card websites that allow you to tell your intimate friend(s) that you got shot by Cupid's arrow and now there's an open sore and that they too might want to get checked out.
(I'd link to their website, but I'm at work. I'd rather get in trouble for blogging than going to an STD website.)
I really hope they use this as an e-card: